Applying for the spot of guild-jew - Shaman

Trickindel · Post by **Trickindel** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:51 pm

General information
Where are you from?: Romania
Age (better be old enough to pay for your own account)?: 25

Game information
Ingame Name: Trickindel
Race: Orc
Class: Shaman
Level: 70
Time played? Type /played ingame: 142 days on the shaman, have a 64 druid and 60 warlock, in total I have been playing like 20% of my total time since wow released, because I have no life
Professions: fore-Skinner & Leatherworker
Do you have any rare patterns (not that important but always nice)?: [Inflatable Clefthoof Doll], rest just regulars
Talent build (better be good or we will tell you to change): I respec 2-3 times per week, based on what is needed
What is your usual play time?: basically all the posted raid times (19-23), weekends, sometimes logging on earlier than raid, staying after raid roof
Can you follow our raidschedule, and don't have to kiss your mommy 10 minutes each hour?: Yeah, I hate that bitch anyway
Got Ventrilo and working sound so you can actually listen to what is said? Yeah
Got enough money to respec and willing to do it? I scam and steal from people, extort, rape and blackmail, I roll in lots of cash, used to buy pots and respec to whatever I am needed. This basically means I spec elemental when we are not raiding, so I can do heroics, pvp, grinding and ganking, and speccing back to resto for raids.
Previous Guilds: Well, as the incoming wave of other people, Disposable (currently Disposed) Heroes, before that hard core guild on Talnivarr, that became lazy, and I thought migrating to this server would bring back the joy. Awesome choice of guild, DH disbanded ~10 days after I migrated.
Have you have any raiding experience?: I did everything pre-TBC, including 8 bosses in Naxx, in BC I did KZ, Gruul, Magtheridon
Is there anyone in the guild who can vouch for you?: Nope

Attuned to Karazhan?: Yes
Attuned to SSC?: Yes
Attuned with heroic instances?: All

Profile (Allakhazam/CT/Armory): http://armory.wow-europe.com/#character ... Trickindel (good luck with that shit, never works, you can inspect me ingame I guess, for greater justice)

Gear Manual Template (not needed if you got a profile, witch you should have)
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Other stuff
Why do you want to join us (impress!)?: I'm your standard geared shaman (heroics/Karazhan) that wants to raid and is willing to respec, obey and be abused all the time. I am actually joining for the abuse, I heard you dudes have a nice /g, pretty much like a Tourette pacient getting electrocuted. I work all day long and when I come home I have nothing to do other than play wow, because I hate people and never go out.

Any other thing you want us to know? Like if you are a traded account, cross-server application or have a serious mental disorder that forces you to do retarded pulls in raids? I migrated here 10 days ago, my first application was to Conspiracy, they just needed a shaman draped in epic healing gear, I missed a few ticks there so got denied, but DH got me in, and here I am. I hope the rumors about you being fucktards are not true!

Thank you,
Trickindel.

Butch/Surion/Cantstand · Mon May 14, 2007 9:54 pm

lol I remember you from like ages ago
very nice app, I hope you geti in

edit* Oooh you're form Deathwing aren't you?

Trickindel · Post by **Trickindel** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:01 pm

Butch/Surion wrote:lol I remember you from like ages ago
very nice app, I hope you geti in

edit* Oooh you're form Deathwing aren't you?

Jesus what are the odds of stumbling upon a Deathwing player? Yeah, I'm from Deathwing, then took migration train to Talnivarr. I was in Pariah, for the win!

Who might you be, if you don't mind me asking?

rawsteel · Post by **rawsteel** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:02 pm

I love this app!

Butch/Surion/Cantstand · Mon May 14, 2007 10:04 pm

I was in Suicide Squad

was named Raskolnikov back then
I remember when you married some guy in Orgrimmar haha

Weightylock · Post by **Weightylock** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:09 pm

Yea. looks nice!

btw. who goes around speding roumors that we are fucktards?
Carebears FTW

Trickindel · Post by **Trickindel** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:12 pm

Butch/Surion wrote:I was in Suicide Squad was named Raskolnikov back then
I remember when you married some guy in Orgrimmar haha

Your name rings a bell from Orgrimmar, and the times I have married men are far too many for me to try and remember the one you mean. But hey, nice seeing something remotely familiar that I can at least relate to. Bunnyman has also played on Talnivarr, and knows my previous guilds, yay.

You also must know my mom, all of you.

Daexa · Post by **Daexa** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:21 pm

nice app, got a feeling it was winst who said we're fucktards

he got well pissed off in a underbog run on alts one day, dont believe what you've heard, we're awesome ^^

JolleDK · Post by **JolleDK** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:24 pm

we are all retards

Trickindel · Post by **Trickindel** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:25 pm

Ma jeg be'am rovhul?

Fandango · Post by **Fandango** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:43 pm

Daexa wrote:nice app, got a feeling it was winst who said we're fucktards he got well pissed off in a underbog run on alts one day, dont believe what you've heard, we're awesome ^^

Yes, it was Winst who said we was retards, however he was the fucking retard.. never known such a shit priest in my entire life and no clue of the game but we'll save that for another time.

Great application and hope u get in.

JolleDK · Post by **JolleDK** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:52 pm

damn.. a priest that suck more than me ?

Fandango · Post by **Fandango** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:58 pm

Think it was an alt

Trickindel · Post by **Trickindel** » Mon May 14, 2007 11:09 pm

Rumors are just rumors, I wouldn't pay any heed to them to be honest. However, word around is that Jolle fancies men. In the ass. Just a rumor.

JolleDK · Post by **JolleDK** » Mon May 14, 2007 11:12 pm

thats a fact